Meagan Good asked followers to watch her on Showtime’s “Californication” this week and Tweeted her talk with God.
Everyone pls support me on Californication TONITE and GO SEE Dysfunctional Friends this week in LA (cont) tl.gd/foentt
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Me: God can I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise you won’t get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late,
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start,
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,
God: Huummmm…
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call…..
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me (ashamed)………
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what
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