JOAN RIVERS TWEETS CRACK ON COUNTRY’S PRESIDENTS. OFFERS A SOLUTION.

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NEW YORK, New York (May 24)--USO Woman of the ...

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Joan Rivers @Joan_Rivers

Happy President’s Day! There should be a “First Ladies Day” to honor the women who suffered while their husbands slept around with interns.

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FUNNY LADY JOAN RIVERS, STAR OF “JOAN KNOWS BEST” GOES ON TWITTER SCHTICK RAMPAGE, TALKS INFERTILITY INJECTIONS AND REALITY SHOW THAT MUST HAVE CHOSEN THEM LAST

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Everyone’s tired of Gisele Bundchen criticizing the Patriots. This morning, M.I.A. gave her the finger.

Tonight I learned some GPS devices are just rude. When I last asked for directions, the voice said, “Turn left, then go to hell.” #JKB

It’s so frustrating! Nobody knows where Jason went. My new GPS couldn’t even locate him. #JKB

You’re a funny whore….that’s funny! #JKB

I hate when people try to make me the referee — mainly because I look hideous in vertical black & white stripes. #JKB

Thank God I was in a soundproof booth when Lynne and Tony were screaming at each other! Now if I could just turn off the damn intercom! #JKB

When I recorded my GPS lines I just pretended I was telling people exactly what they should do, just like if I was talking to Melissa. #JKB

This is fun! I love giving advice to people behind the wheel. I’ll be a back-seat driver when they take me away in the hearse. #JKB

It was so hard for me to give Melissa her fertility drug injection after Jason walked out! It’s a good thing I never became a junkie. #JKB

I LOVE photo-shopping. It’s God’s gift to ugly people. #JKB

“Happy Hollywood Homes” probably already asked Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Ashton and Demi, and Kim Kardashian and ….#JKB

We weren’t the first to be asked to appear in “Happy Hollywood Homes”. Other celebrities must have said NO before they asked us! #JKB

“Happy Hollywood Homes” is really a contradiction in terms. Like “attractive leper”, “huge miniature poodle”, “well-read Kardashian”. #JKB

#JKB is starting NOW on @WEtv!!!! East Coast that is….

Joan Knows Best? #JKB starts in 30 minutes! Are my Joan Rangers tuning in??? @WEtv at 9pm.

WENDY WILLIAMS HAS HER ROLE MODEL TO CO-HOST THE SHOW TOMORROW, THE FABULOUS __________

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English: Joan Rivers at Musto's 25th Anniversary.

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English: Wendy Williams in June 2005
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Wendy Williams and the funny media titan/QVC jewelry guru Joan Rivers will share duties on the Wendy Williams show Tuesday. Joan Rivers sent the following tweet to her 817,000 followers:

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Set your alarm, write it down on a post-it…tomorrow @joan_rivers joins me as my guest co-host. Trust me — you won’t want to miss it.

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JOAN RIVERS TWEETS FROM SNOWY ENGLAND…

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Hollywood Queen Joan Rivers, star of WE’s “Joan & Melissa” who shocked the world by taking a hit from a bong a few days ago, is up on her Twitter game.  The former talk show host, Celebrity Apprentice winner, and funny lady has been on top for decades.  On “CA” she showed she was one tough, tough, chick.  Now the red carpet host is overseas, bragging about cooking her own breakfast and surviving harsh winter weather.  She Tweeted her 812,000 followers below:

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Update in Devon. Not only is it FREEZING but it is now SNOWING. I am not complaining but I have not felt my extremities for 48 hours!

In Devon-in the UK-and thank you all for telling me its cold here. It’s NOT just cold. Its FREEZING!!!! BRRRRRRR…..

I’m off to England for a few days. Visiting friends there after the loss of a loved one. So happy to go, but so sad for the reason.

Thank you!11 RT @KyleGarbitt @Joan_Rivers I’ve been a homo fan of you my whole life!! Retweet me or follow me it’d absolutely made my day!

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